Friday, December 23, 2005

How to be in the...


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Do you like blond jokes?


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The most unfortunate headline...

 

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It's the worlds prettiest razor wire.


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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Nyaawww it's christmas and...

...people do nice things. (lovely)

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

London vs. Tucson...


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The year of the Wiki

Google's zeitgeist for 2005

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

The scary man is on the left!!!


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No, no, no, no, no please don't...


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Monday, December 19, 2005

iPods everywhere


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Google's gonna buy AOL

 
So let's break that down:
 
If 5% is worth $1,000,000,000 - 100% is worth $20,000,000,000.
 
There are 6,486,027,403 people in the world (estimated).
 
That's $3.08 per person!
 
That's $3.08 from me, from you, from your granny, from the man sweeping the street outside, from Mr. J. Chang in China...
 
My head hurts.

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Monday, December 12, 2005

How to give a cat a pill...


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Friday, December 09, 2005

"Actually I would write more, but I have to go pee in Morse code...


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Pretty soon anyone with a nervous condition...


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Thursday, December 08, 2005

Nature fights back...

...by sending in the behemoths to destroy the fishing industry.

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Write a Dilbert comic


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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

WTF!!


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Grow a brain to fly a jet.


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Don't get a head swell...


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Douglas Adams opinion...

 

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Monday, December 05, 2005

Now everyone say "cheese" and...

...watch the doggie.

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Faster - Must make it faster


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X-Men


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Friday, December 02, 2005

Killer squirrels...


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Thursday, December 01, 2005

How about a fresh cup of...

...water!

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