Friday, March 31, 2006

Words of wizzdum

 

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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Spacey


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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Jump jump jump


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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

The Swirling Vortex of Doom


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So what kind of calls make officers drop whatever they're doing and drive like Nigel Mansell?

Swan on the High Street causing an obstruction. No crimes, no paperwork, just a big white bird that may or may not respond to CS. The only danger is getting caught in the crush of police officers attending the incident.
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Monday, March 27, 2006

No work for today (or the rest of the week I guess)


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Pretty


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Friday, March 24, 2006

Not your usual speeding driver.


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They killed Chef!


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Thursday, March 23, 2006

Lazy day rap.

Stuff ya do on a lazy day on the east coast, the west coast, the mid west and the UK.

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Watch yer nuts in the smog lads.


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Cool - Literally


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Don't trust those that...


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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

The economies of shave.


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Monday, March 20, 2006

Make culling fun!

 
 
While in New Zealand:
 
 
 

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Fluffy lobster on the menu.


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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Hire Chinese labourers to play...


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Microsoft was poking fun at itself!


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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

In 3.2 miles he's demolished...


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The flying saucer on platform 9 is...


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Top 10 most annoying...


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Thursday, March 09, 2006

Who got polo.eu?

Was it Ralph Lauren for his Polo shirts?
Was it Nestle for their mints?
Was it Volkswagon for their wee car?
 

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A little project for you electronic geek cyclists out there.


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Hotmail prank via the beeb.


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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

He is so cute...


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Sir Patrick Moore enters hospital.


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Make yourself 40% cleverer in seven days by...


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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

F**king Scarface

 

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Massive crater found in Egypt/Libya

 
 
 

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Monday, March 06, 2006

How do you tell if your robot is going to work?


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Friday, March 03, 2006

Dominoes pizza man played too much Sim City

 
Yawn.

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Become a terrorist!


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Thursday, March 02, 2006

Might have to start drinking Amstel


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OK and then we get to the procedural mating...


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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

If only going at 55...


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The most definitive...


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A better mouse trap.


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The biggest golf drive in history...


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