Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Just makes you want to...


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Check out Steve and his Mac in 1984!


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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Take a bunch of...


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Thursday, August 17, 2006

NERDS!


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Just sniff the shampoo dammit!

 
(Thanks Paul)

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Ricky Gervais believes in the bible.


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Dewy on God.


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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Finally, the world will now get to see...


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Ahh, the internet...

...where Mahmood Ahmadinejad can have his own blog (he's the president of Iran, numpty) And Hugo Chávez can taunt Bush (he's the president of Venezuela, muppet) _____________________________________________________________________ This message has been checked for all known viruses by Star Internet delivered through the MessageLabs Virus Control Centre. For further information visit http://www.star.net.uk/stats.asp

There's nothing even remotely intelligent or witty in this...


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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Legs? Who needs em'...

 

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Make a little bit...


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Milk reviews


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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Anyone got a battery, a screw, a magnet and a piece of wire?


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Command and control


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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Spirit and Opportunity...


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Life sucks...

...even in Finland (no surprises there then)
 

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Hi, I'd like to cancel my fathers AOL account.

AOL: Why?
 
Customers daughter: Well, he's dead.
 
Oh, and AOL seem to have sprung a rather gushing leak.

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Monday, August 07, 2006

Google to point out dodgy sites.


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Two bits of sponge, a ping pong ball and...


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Friday, August 04, 2006

Register Roundup


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I wanted to be a taxi driver...


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Bored in a Gym?


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Thursday, August 03, 2006

We wanted to release a Windows version as part of Windows 98...


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Couldn't resist


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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

You were only supposed to...


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Are you an XML bozo?


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Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...


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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Thankfully, snakes and spiders...


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Fun things to do for people who...


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The patient was a ninety-five year old man, he had needed to change a lightbulb on his upstairs landing.

 
When we arrived his concerned neighbours had already changed the lightbulb for him.
 

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