No, I don't think getting someone else, or two someone elses in here to look at it will help...

...Just give me one hour of uninterrupted silence and I will have an idea of what to do. No, you can't wait over there.

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A little example of MS bloat...

In MS outlook create a new appointment (ctrl-shift-a). In the start time field type "tomorrow" - it puts in tomorrows date - cool. Type "the day after tomorrow" - excellent. "Monday week" - no problem. "Three weeks time" - mmm hm, "Fourth Tuesday of October 2048" oh for fucks sake, this is getting ridiculous!

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Sometimes it is quicker to walk.

Tube map with walk lines.

 

Taken from here.

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I want one...

...and I want it now! Right now!

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Bush speaks these words

Search all his state of the union speeches

 

Interesting ones: "Terror", "Threat", "Climate", "Carbon".

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Simple advice for thieves...

...GPS stands for Global Positioning System.

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Paint...

...demolished.

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A pint for spot?

Beer for your dog.

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McNaught is a...

...show off.

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I often have said that shipping a product feels good...

...like when someone stops hitting you.

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It don't pop up!

It slide through.

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Wouldn't you want a teacher like this?

He'd be quite useful if you forget your compass.

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Do you think he's paid his road tax?

Worlds biggest skateboard.

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How stupid of us!

Found in a requirements document today:

 

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I think Apple may have announced something...

Some sort of phone I believe...

 

Of the top 100 most popular links 50 (fifty) of them are about or related to the iPhone.

 

(Source BlogsNow.com)

 

Apple - iPhone
Live from Macworld 2007: Steve Jobs keynote - Engadget
Apple - Apple TV
Apple - QuickTime - Macworld 2007 Keynote
The Apple iPhone - Engadget
iPhone: See what people are saying right now on Technorati
Apple - iPhone - Phone
Apple - iPhone - High Technology - Tech Specs
Apple - iPhone - Keynote
Apple - iPhone - iPod
Apple - AirPort Extreme
Apple - iPhone - Internet
Engadget
iphone: See what people are saying right now on Technorati
Apple's New Calling: The iPhone -- Tuesday, Jan. 09, 2007 -- Page 1 -- TIME
The Apple iPhone (kottke.org)
Apple - iPhone - High Technology - Multi-touch
http://www.apple.com/quicktime/qtv/keynote
Techcrunch » Blog Archive » Apple Announces iPhone, Stock Soars
Today's Apple announcements at Macworld 2007 - Engadget
The iPhone is not a smartphone - Engadget
A Periodic Table of Visualization Methods
100 Best Companies to Work For 2007: Full list | FORTUNE
Apple iPhone: The Specs & Official Press Release - Gizmodo
digg - Apple Announces iPhone
Macworld 2007 Keynote Liveblog - The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW)
Bloggers unite! Yahoo! joins forces with MyBlogLog - Yodel Anecdotal
Swampland - TIME
It's Knuttz - Home Aquarium
The Apple Store (U.S.) - Apple TV
TOP 300 Freeware software! winAddons.com
BBC NEWS | Politics | Gay rights laws facing challenge
Macworld: News: Apple unveils iPhone
Right Truth: Key front in war on terror, Somalia (OTA)
ROSIE BLOWS UP AT 'LIAR' BABS - New York Post Online Edition: Seven
Apple renames itself, unveils iPhone - Yahoo! News
A List Apart: Articles: Whitespace
Planck's Constant: OTA Color of my Blogroll - Woman Honor Thyself
Slashdot | MS Monthly Patch Omits Word Zero-Days
Slashdot | Is the One-Size-Fits-All Database Dead?
Kennedy fights 'immense new mistake' of troop surge - CNN.com
Slashdot | MIT's OpenCourseWare Program
Slashdot | The Astronomical Event Search Engine
ETonline.com: Donald's Letter To Rosie
Engadget 简体中文版 — ...
Natural Teeth Whitening Systems That Work | Laser Teeth Whitening
Macworld: News: Macworld Expo Keynote Live Update
Techcrunch » Blog Archive » MacWorld Announcements Real Time - iPhone Announced
stikNstein….has no mercy » Blog Archive » So…..who exactly raided the ...
GigaOM » iPhone and the End of PC Era
Slashdot | A 3D Printer On Every Desktop?
The Raw Story | FLASH: FULL TEXT: KENNEDY INTRODUCES BILL TO BLOCK ESCALATION IN IRAQ
Most say no to Iraq buildup - USATODAY.com
iTV becomes Apple TV - Engadget
Beltway Traffic Jam » Outside The Beltway | OTB
Slashdot | A Fully Programmable Mobile Robot
AppleInsider | High-quality images of Apple's iPhone (hardware)
The Horse's Mouth
ESPN.com - MLB/HOF07 - Gwynn, Ripken elected to Hall of Fame; McGwire vetoed
Slashdot | New Nanoparticle Cancer Therapy
Gov. seeks sweeping health system reforms - Los Angeles Times
CrunchGear » Blog Archive » Windows Home Server: Up Close And Personal
Power Line: We Turn the Floor Over to Senator McCain
third world county » Blog Archive » OTP/Cheating at Solitaire
Talking Points Memo: by Joshua Micah Marshall January 9, 2007 11:40 AM
Apple Reinvents the Phone with iPhone
Apple - iTunes - TV Ad
Apple - iPhone - High Technology - OS X
{Insert Committee Name} : Press Release :: Did the 9/11 Commission receive all the ...
Suzanne Somers' Home Destroyed in Fire - TMZ.com
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SPACE.com -- NASA Finally Goes Metric
Michael J. Totten: Â"So This Is Our VictoryÂ"
habari - Google Code
Orlando Sentinel - Geraldo wants to whoop up on Olbermann by
Best Companies - FORTUNE Magazine's Top 100 Employers to Work For
Apple iPhone sized up and compared to Treo 750, Moto Q, and BB Pearl - Engadget
iPhone: Apple bringt Ein-Knopf-Handy mit Breitbild (Update) - Golem.de
Suzanne: At Least I Don't Have a Kid in Iraq - TMZ.com
Morningstar Investing Classroom
Apple Announces iPhone, Stock Soars
Apple drops "Computer" from name - Engadget
Remember How the Palestinians Celebrated 9/11 at Blue Star Chronicles
Apples IPhone: Steve Jobs' revolutionäres Handy - Netzwelt - SPIEGEL ONLINE - Nachrichten
Gizmodo, The Gadget Guide
ModBook photo gallery, look but don't touch ... wait, you can touch - Engadget
Bloomberg.com: News
First Apple iPhone picture on the net By: Beau Ambur B-) on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
U.S. launches new attacks in Somalia - Yahoo! News
The TNL.net weblog » The iPhone is here
Apple - iPhone - High Technology - Sensors
アップル - Apple TV
TPMmuckraker January 9, 2007 05:07 PM
Official: More troops to Iraq by Jan. 31 - Politics - MSNBC.com
Rightwing Guy: Lessons From The Past
Hot Air » Blog Archive » Gallup: 61% oppose surge; Update: "Put 'em on ...
Digg - Gizmodo iPhone Hands-On: I Called My Mommy
Digg - Official Apple iPhone Website
Civil Engineering Jobs - Civil Engineer Jobs - Civil Engineering Firms

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Make your own...

...making thing.

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Tasering for...

...the fashion concious.

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Something to look out for...

...on the way to work.

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Wibbling wobbling...

...moon.

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Definition of "Pretty pictures"

Interesting graphical output from a program that may not have any sensible relationship to the system the program is intended to model. Good for showing to management.

 

According to the Jargon File.

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Oh My God!

We gotta ban that water - it's nasty!

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Oh look, an Ostrich!

What to do?

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Get two christmases...

...for being an atheist (who doesn't mind, um, celebrating santa's day on the 25th).

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George Bush authorised leaks of classified information - to make the case for attacking a sovereign nation...

...Clinton got a blowjob.

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New troops ready for Iraq...

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