Thursday, March 29, 2007

Stop global warming...


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Monday, March 26, 2007

Jet powered chicken slicer.


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The Power of Dearms...

...sorry, Dreams.

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The top ten (minus four) list...


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Friday, March 23, 2007

Offshore...


"You glance sidelong at your DVD case when you hear the bridge crew talking about the scourge of piracy, but relax when you realise they're talking about actual pirates... until you realise they're talking about actual pirates."

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Mt Doom's mate blows it's nose.


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Monday, March 19, 2007

It's only 'cause I'm a Tarantino fan.


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Friday, March 16, 2007

What do pirates...


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What to do with a gas generator, an air compressor...


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Nearly...

...just about. That was a close call!

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Monday, March 12, 2007

Som'it's missing...




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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Eeeek, we are designers!


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