Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Which one?





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Good christian men rejoice...





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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Sword swallowing...





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Monday, June 25, 2007

So what are you going to do those two litres of liquid nitrogen?





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Is this still first life?





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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Whilst american kids skite about their...



...giant waterbombs (whoopee), norwegian kids go that much better!


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Damed stalled cars...





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Monday, June 18, 2007

Amazon, not just the largest bookstore...





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Friday, June 15, 2007

Surrounded by Playboys...





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Sleep...





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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Boink and pop.





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Someone with really good eyesite...





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That little dot...





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Righteous begin ascending to heaven.



 
(Thanks Mark)


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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The BBC goes to Kentucky.





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Monday, June 11, 2007

Did the earth move for you?



If you were to add up all the motions of the Earth over a given period of time, how far would it have moved?
 
Lessee: it spins at 1000 mph at the Equator (don’t forget to compensate for latitude), it orbits the Sun at 18 miles per second, the Sun orbits the Galactic center at about 200 mps, and the Galaxy is moving toward th Andromeda Galaxy while simultaneously falling into a massive cluster of galaxies called The Great Attractor. Oh — the Universe is expanding, with the visible edge receding from us (or equally, we are receding from it) at the speed of light.
 
So if you take some given amount of time, you can calculate how far you moved during that time.
 
Still, that’s a bit dry. How to make this exciting to the average person?
 


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At least this god actually exists...





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Friday, June 01, 2007

HeathROW



 
(any complaints about dodgy puns, please take a number)


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The Mac guy...





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Just too cool...



 
The above link will want you to install a plugin, it's from Microsoft, so if you trust them...


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Every single viewpoint...





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