Kiwis killing albatross attackers

The rat erradicators will deal a decisive blow to massive mice munching on albatross.

 

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To find out how many stupid people there are...

...send out a hoax email with blatently dumb technological statements and see how far it spreads.

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Shiny titles to polish...

...or the companies with "Senior" this and "Senior" that when there are no "Juniors"

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Inter-department squirmish supplies

This is the advanced gun, it has tremendous firepower. With a regular pencil as projectile it can penetrate thick cardboard and empty soda cans. Never point this gun at anyone!

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Thought for the plebs...

 

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Make your own search engine...

...with logogle!

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Dont you wonder...

...how they film those titles?

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Nothin' like a good swift kick...

...in the goolies for a laugh.

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Coty fashion matched lipstick...

...available in red, red, red, red, red or red.

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Last one for the day (unless something else pops up)

Iterare Celebrate Iterate Celebrate Iterate Celebrate

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Initialising is for slackers...

For best results, do not initialise!

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Houston, we have a google

Find the cheese

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Better than folding the laundry

A bit of windows origami.  (Open and run the Java demo)

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What would you do if you had $20,000 burning a hole in your pocke t and 200 mates?

 "To hell with studios, if you don't see a good thing and realise what is going on here then just get the hell out of my way because I'm going to do it myself."

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Hey! Spend hundreds of thousands on a ticket to space with us as.

"[we are] people who are prepared to take the risk and cut corners,"

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How to piss off potter fans.

SPOILER WARNING! If you watch this video you WILL find out what happens at the end of  Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince!

 

 

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Conspiracy Theory #1

It's beyond doubt that these four Muslims were framed. They were most likely hired as MI6 spies, sent to Pakistan and then brought back and told they were to take part in an important exercise to test national security. Give them the rucksacks, get them on the trains and then detonate the bombs remotely.

 

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Spotty and liney

Go on, tidy the mess up!

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Did you order the code red!?

You're God damned right I did!

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How'd he do that?

You thought you'd never play Tetris again, now you'll never play solitaire!

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Trouble on tiny terra-firma

Seriously surreal selections to solve Samorost

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You have to admire their dedication...

The cycle of life on the internet as the world turns comprised solely of webcams.

 

 

 

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London bombs

 Terror alert highest ever as police fear new attack

 

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New from Apple

The IPod Flea

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Blammo!

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Sidewalk chalk guy...

Things to consider doing if you get made redundant...

 

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There is a 60% chance of comprehension

 

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Shooting stars...

"It was like mosquito hitting a 747. What we've found is that the mosquito didn't splat on the surface, it's actually gone through the windscreen."

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Minas Freedom

What the tower evokes, by comparison, are ancient obelisks, blown up to a preposterous scale and clad in heavy sheaths of reinforced glass - an ideal symbol for an empire enthralled with its own power.

 

 

 

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