If you don't think it'll float...

...wait a few decades and global warming will set it bobbing!

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Weeeee!!!!!

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Stick to being...

...a gorilla gram.

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Well that didn't work

Seems the plain-text email didn't stop the purple blob...  :-(

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Teletext has been listening to their marketing department too much...

...so they have added a lovely HTML advert to all our outgoing email. This only totally ruins the format of this blog so I am experimenting with plain text emails. Unfortunatly I won't be able to use nice web links :-( I hope blogger will activate this link: http://www.google.com

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When you see a geyser in the middle of the road...

...don't try to drive through it.

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Can you see Jesus?

Somehow I don't think they'll be lighting any candles nearby.

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Defenestration

Is now my most favourite word.

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Creation Science 101

Straight A's for students who shun evolution.

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Roast on gas mark 26...

...for 17 hours until done.

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You're nicked!

Two cautioned over wi-fi 'theft'

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Could the worlds greatest violinist make it as a busker?

He can command $1000 a minute in concert and is playing a Stradivari worth $3.5 million to passers by in D.C.s L'Enfant Metro station.

 

He made $32 in 45 minutes.

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You are SO transparent...

...I can see right through you!

 

The obligatory 3D rotating transparent brain video.

 

 

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Hexagons in space!

Saturn has been hexed.

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