What next from Apple?

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It's only taken 20 years...

...to make a real transforming robot!

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Shouldn't accessories be smaller than the device?

 

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The new video iPod...

...is it real?

 

Nope.

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Please be sure you have your copy book at hand...

...as you'll be asked to take down notes from the screen at various points throughout the programme.

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Cartoonist fight back.

(Click the pic)

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For the true electronics geek...

...making PCBs with a laser printer.  Cool!

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New Helpdesk Call: My computer is not running

"I mean yes it is, but no it's not".

 

"DON'T TELL ME TO TURN IT OFF AND ON AGAIN!"

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Umm, stone metal...

...no heavy rock, err.

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If all the sensors suggest that the solider is dead...

...the patent suggests that important messages should be relayed to another whose sensors still show signs of life.

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Now let us pray...

...but make sure you avoid hitting the horn when bow your head!

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Gooooogle google goooogle

Why can't we all work for google?

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MS Paint master...

...but why bother?

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Got some liquid nitrogen handy?

Freeze a can of shaving cream and then peel the can away from the cream. Put the canless cream into someone's car. Let the oven-like heat from the car's sitting in the sun defrost the shaving cream. Two cans will fill an entire car.

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Automatic car parking.

I want one of those!

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Her arm was found near the accident...

...still clutching a cell phone.

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Fancy 9,500 years of endless fun?

OneBillionMazes has, err, one billion mazes.

 

(It'll take 9,500 years if one assumes five minutes per maze)

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Ya know what? I feel like a coffee and...

...a Rose of the Prophet Muhammad.

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Truth or Fiction.

Fiction: A team discussing a lot and getting along great and programming a lot is more valuable than a verbose software specification.

 

Truth: “Getting along” is really too fuzzy and social to be part of any professional software development team. Actually, it’s about coding standards, keeping to the MS Project schedule, and not thinking too much outside of the box (as that endangers keeping to the schedule). In fact, with the right project plan you can put any random 5 programmers into the basement and shut the door close (and open up again when the deadline arrives), as long as you remember to feed them pizza.

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There's a story that ENIAC dimmed the lights in Philadelphia when it was in use.

"That story is total fiction, dreamed up by some journalist. We took power off of the grid. We had voltage regulators to provide 150 kilowatts of regulated supply."

 

A lost interview with ENIAC co-inventor J. Presper Eckert

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Bored? Money burning a hole in your pocket?

Lot's of time up your sleeve and a large bare steel(?) wall?

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Make sending a letter...

...as simple as sending an email. (Well, except for the trip to the post box)

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How about one acre of leg space...

...in your cruise air ship.

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What happens when geeks...

...become interior decorators.

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Play your LPs just like a CD...

...but you still have to turn them over.

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I wanna go from Equal Reasons to Get Report Translated.

Which line shall I take?

 

(They're anagrams fool!)

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Tube sock:

$4

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Well they do say you should...

...recycle your bottles.

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Kill the Hilux

Kill kill kill...   kill...      kill?   Is it dead yet?

 

(This is the ongoing odyssey of Top Gear trying to kill a Toyota Hilux - You may have seen the first bit in the Bristol Channel etc - they have continued...)

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Big engine, light weight hippy car...

...this should be fun.

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