Even heartless, cynical, mean-minded fascists know...

...that the world isn’t always as black and white as it seems.

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Leaded petrol leads the way for leading kids to lead a life of crime.

Ban on leaded petrol 'has cut crime rates around the world'

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So now you know...

...how the make paintballs.

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I want...

...HUD sunglasses.

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Do you worry about losing your new iPod...

...because it is so small?

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Have a pre-op...

...lollipop.

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Bollocks to twitchers!

Squirrels are much more fun.

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I can remember my dad saying that the only thing you should put in your ear is your elbow.

No problem for this guy.

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Saved by...

...a case of vodka!

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And you thought "The Knowledge" took a while to attain.

Map of all known galaxies in a 100 degree area of the sky.

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Clickity-click interactive...

...music video.

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So easy...

...even a caveman could do it.

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Presumably, after much trial and error...

... the final device was created.

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Keanu Reeves on reddit.

Whoa!.

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"I was one of those nerdy little dormies in college. I thought I was quiet and pleasant, and I showered every day, but there was one troubling thing."

"I just couldn't keep a roommate"

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Ok...

...maybe not.

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It's Autumn

Oops, I mean fall.

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