Bet he couldn't do that again!

Bubble bobble

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How to build a human...

"Information architect is Skeleton, Muscle, Bone
Design is Skin, Face, Hairstyle
Development is Nervous System, Brain"

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Whizzzzzzzzzzz...

...sluuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppp.

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Send 'em your old iron...

...toilet seat, free weights set.

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One million pixels...

...one million dollars!

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Go Phil, Go Phil

Go Phil, Go Phil

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I bet you didn't know...

...the task manager could do that!

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George Bush hates Black...

...Sabbath.

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You know when you've been...

...killer whaled!

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Here we go again...

...more what-do-geeks-do-in-the-weekend?

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The worlds most travelled...

...ice cubes.

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Wisdom from the loo wall

Blatently stolen from Cyber Toilets

 

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Huh, now hang on wait a minute...

...are they aloud to do that? Let me check the rule book!

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Places to avoid next summer.

Italy - Due to death of giant pink bunny.

 

 

 

The Moon - As yet more americans litter the place with giant green beans.

 

 

The northern coastal region of Spain.

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I think it was a sphere...

...now it is a cube.

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What can horses tell you about...

...software developement?

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Brings new meaning to...

...Lord of the Rings.

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Let's get jiggy...

...with your mother-in-law!

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Now that's what we f**king like...

...tell them what you really think!

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I hate to admit it but...

...Office 12 actually looks like a vast improvement.

(Unfortunately this is a 40 minute video but is worth watching, maybe in your lunch break)

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Enterprise: Bloat us up!

Enterprise in 10 words or less.

 

Where excuses are plentiful when your project gets axed.
Where innovation dies and bureaucracy takes over.
A place to go when you lose your desire to create.
Where it takes 30 days to make a 3 minute decision.

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I guess they'll never have problems with locking the keys in the car.

£25,000 reduced to £4,000 in one simple step.

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Katrina on Google Maps

New Orleans

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Can ya tell what eet is yeet?

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In the belly of the beast.

The Organization

• Unity: Don't split into silos
• Alone Time: Give people uninterrupted time to get things done
• Meetings Suck: Don't have meetings that last longer than 30 minutes
• The Final Say: Give someone the last word
• Celebrate Good Times: Bask in small victories that come along the way
• In the Belly of the Beast: Getting real inside a big company is tough but doable

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Y-make 'em?

Y-not take the path of least resistance and play some air-guitar?

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Weightless pun.

And the pun was without form.

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Somewhere in the muck and filth...

...they may find Bush's credability.

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Lollipop, lollipop...

...oh lolli lollipop.

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Spot the difference

To loot or to find, that is the question!

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ad infinitum...

... ad nauseum?

 

(Set the speed to 1 second)

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Stonehenge is damn near water-tight...

...if this constitutes as a levee!

 

 Sandbags have been dropped in an attempt block up the levees that were breached in the storm, enabling waters to flood the city.

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Ah the mini mac...

...did they ever think where it would end up?

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In a bit of a budget constraint?

Don't get yet another credit card, deck your house out by FedEX!

 

 

(Click the image fool!)

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