It looks like you are creating a nested if statement...

...would you like to use a case statement instead?

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Sub-let your pixels

The million dollar home page now has sub letters.

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It's the I-Pod glove!

Smart Glove

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Can I get bird flu from my toilet duck?

(That's it)

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Pointless

Random clicking.

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Kiwi rat breaks norwegian swimming record

Well, the norwegian wasn't swimming in open water.

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Incey weeny, teeny weeny yellow polka dot conspiracy...

...that they gave to an intern to break.

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Montgolfier had no idea...

... 120mbps - pah! I don't even know what it means.

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When it goes bird - person - person...

...that's when it gets dangerous

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All brown eyed bald men...

...please make sure you are not someone else.

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Do you have an anti-portfolio?

“How can I get out of this house without going anywhere near your garage?”

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Is there anywhere you can have some privacy!?

Scientists find pooing plesiosaur.

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Diesel's advertising budget has increased somewhat

Jesus Lives
Le Look Le Plus Cool
Le Look Le Plus Cool (2)
Please Release Me
Happy Birthday
How To Solve Your Camping Problems
Mono Village
Monster Burger
The Battle of Ardennes

 

Whether or not they spent wisely is for you to decide.

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Pandas

Squirrels and fruit.

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Is there an actual competition for this?

I think he'll win.

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How wide d'ya want...

...your ass?

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Set Your Priorities

Oh, and those MSDN CD-ROMs? Toss them in a big box. PER-fect.

 

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Best before...

...the Late Neolithic.

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After you complete you online degree...

...I will send you a hot amateur mp3 that will consolidate your debt using online auctions

 

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ssenniuG

noitulovE

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Nothing like a spot of scare mongering...

...to start the week.

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That'll be four quid for the beer...

...and £37.50 for the beer mat.

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Google is gonna kick Microsoft...

...right in it's crown jewels.

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Shades of yellow

Thai yellow, aussie yello.

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