Sometimes you wake up feeling...

...now you could wake up looking different.

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One would be glad...

...one does not live next to this house.

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Take your iPod...

...to bed.

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Those crazy Brazillians

"It warms my heart to see vice presidents eating cake on little plates decorated with Mickey and Minnie."

 

 

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Way too much oppourtunity to throw puns around...

...is your Java as hot as this?

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A bit old but...

...PC rebuked for saving suicide man.

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What, 3 dead!?

You must have misunderstood, or was it lost in translation. Actually try 300 dead.

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WOOHOO

The Terminator series, all of Alien, Back to the Future, Carry On, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, and everything by Steven Spielberg all on one disc!

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Not many people are pleased when their Visa statement...

...lands with a thud.

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Microsoft opens the Office door.

Brian Jones: Office XML Formats

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Star trek.

In Suomi!

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The first ever probe to land on an asteroid...

...happened but nobody noticed.

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Yeah, that's all very cool but...

...can he imitate a parrot?

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How often does a formula...

...get a telegram from the Queen?

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Hi, My names is Rodney, I'm 40 years old...

...and I skate.

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You should be able to feed your entire project team...

...with just one pizza.

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Of course, once you now it exists...

...it's then that you realise that you've always wanted one.

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Lets proctect our CD's - EEEK VIRUSES

Uninstall!!!  EEEK VIRUSES!

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Deece, noof, wheat, seat, seeze...

...sank, cat, trwa, der, ahn

 

Day collage!

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Command sent to Cassini...

LookForPrettyShots = true;

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Rodney Smith

Does good photos.

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Sorry, we...

... fucked up, what would you like us to do?

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It's the crap song...

...cool video situation.

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I need to work for...

...japanese game show creators.

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Oh Shhhiii...

...sugar.

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Siberia...

...in Italy!?

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Gorillaz live!

No Virtual, I mean... ...no wait live as well.

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Who needs a sporan...

When you've got a Utilikilt!

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Hey Takayasu...

...go walk the dog.

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Constantly getting speed tickets? Is you insurance premium too high?

A daily dose of oestrogen should help.

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We've got our credit cards ready...

...now show us some love.

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Why is Google so damn good?

They go for the geeks, then the money and then give the geeks some money.

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Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go.

For, my Minnie, I love you and I always will.

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