How to be in the...

...bottom 95%

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Do you like blond jokes?

This one is great!

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The most unfortunate headline...

Moongazing reveals the chaotic world of Uranus

 

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It's the worlds prettiest razor wire.

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Nyaawww it's christmas and...

...people do nice things. (lovely)

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London vs. Tucson...

...a battle of planned versus organic.

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The year of the Wiki

Google's zeitgeist for 2005

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12345 - 6789 10

11 12

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The scary man is on the left!!!

No! Now he is on the right!!! Huh?

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No, no, no, no, no please don't...

...please don't print that story, pretty please!

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iPods everywhere

Afternoon Mary

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Google's gonna buy AOL

"Google is expected to announce later this week that it will pay $1bn for a 5% stake in America Online"

 

So let's break that down:

 

If 5% is worth $1,000,000,000 - 100% is worth $20,000,000,000.

 

There are 6,486,027,403 people in the world (estimated).

 

That's $3.08 per person!

 

That's $3.08 from me, from you, from your granny, from the man sweeping the street outside, from Mr. J. Chang in China...

 

My head hurts.

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How to give a cat a pill...

...dogs have advantages.

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"Actually I would write more, but I have to go pee in Morse code...

...because some idiot designed my aging prostate."

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Pretty soon anyone with a nervous condition...

...will be erradiacted from the gene pool with brutal force.

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Nature fights back...

...by sending in the behemoths to destroy the fishing industry.

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Write a Dilbert comic

Go forth and be hilarious!

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WTF!!

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Grow a brain to fly a jet.

Now to grow one that drives a tube train

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Don't get a head swell...

...as it will shrink your testes and give you cancer.

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Douglas Adams opinion...

...on opinion polls.

 

as an aside: An anomalous anemone's enemy's enmity.

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Now everyone say "cheese" and...

...watch the doggie.

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Faster - Must make it faster

Tweak time

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X-Men

Three!

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Killer squirrels...

...with sharp pointy teeth.

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How about a fresh cup of...

...water!

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