Steve Jobs's commencement speech.

Dropped out of college, created Apple, created the Mac, got fired from Apple, created NeXT and Pixar, Apple bought NeXT (and him) which I guess all leads to the I-Pod.

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Don't you wish you could...

...#### yourself now?

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Geeks breed geeks.

Err, I mean Autistics.

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"Testers aren't real users"

"I'd give a bug from a customer ten times the weight of a bug reported by a tester"

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We got an old space suit well past it's use by date...

...what to do?

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The Pointer Sisters...

...greatest hit.

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Are you a Belligerant Brian,

or a Generic George?

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Microsoft's inspiration?

Apple maybe.

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How do you kill ground hogs?

With a precise mixture of oxygen and propane, that's how.

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Is the Queen in?

Well, yes! (Google releases 6 inch resolution for london)

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MicroSoft spends big to look small.

We are often perceived as a huge American company.

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Say cheese...

...OUCH!

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Freaky goo

Watch the freaky goo video before finding out the rather dull truth.

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Velociraptor: "Mmmm... Lunch"...

Protoceratops: "Not on my watch!"

 

ARggghh, Nwaarrgghhh!

 

Both: "Hey, whats that noise?"

 

WHUMP

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I had it all wrong from the very beginning!

According to the Museum of Earth History dinosaurs WERE on the Ark of Noah.

 

So what happened to them?

 

There are some indications that dinosaurs lived after the flood. For example, in the Book of Job, the author discusses the behemoth in chapter 40.

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I think this one goes in the "No shit Sherlock" bucket

Beer drinkers 'eating more junk'

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Nothing like a cutsey animal story...

...how about three?

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Test

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Kicking the oil habit.

Iceland the First Country to Try Abandoning Gasoline

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Never seen anyone so excited about...

...a tiny spec of dust:

 

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Even the Vatican thinks that creationism...

...is a bunch of bollocks.

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$1 per pixel on the million dollar home page - PAH!

Try $168 per speck of star dust.

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Take a flat bed scanner, a large format camera and...

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Text misadventure

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.

> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.

> WEAR FLIGHTSUIT
You put on the flightsuit.

> SAY "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"
"Mission accomplished."

> EXAMINE MISSION
The mission is not accomplished.

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I've got enough grand kids...

...to populate a small country.

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What to do with all those...

...dead CD's?

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Meetings suck.

Rogelberg has delivered this insight in a talk called "Meetings and More Meetings," which he presented to a meeting at the University of Sheffield.

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The new Trunk Monkey has become a vital vehicle necessity

Many useful features such as:

Road Rage

Drive By Egging

Speeding Ticket

Anti-Theft

Pediatric Edition

Chaperone Edition

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Bored with your dreams?

Make sleeping more interesting by dreaming lucidly!

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Do you code?

If so you may be fixated with order, syntax and literal interpretation. You may deal with machines instead of people and you could be nearly obsessively focused.

 

Do you have Aspergers Syndrome?

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A bit late but...

...don't piss off your callers.

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The worlds first web server.

This NeXT workstation (a NeXTcube) was used by Tim Berners-Lee as the first Web server on the World Wide Web.

 

 

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I want...

...one of those!

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Very useful Firefox extension

X-Ray

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What I've learned from failure

The strongest indication of a weak team is the realization that if you were to quit and start your own business, you wouldn't try to poach any of your colleagues.

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Solar powered LED street lamposts...

...and WiFi hotspot in one (yes you read that right)

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I have unwittingly helped to invent and refine a type of music...

...that makes its principal proponents deaf - Pete Townshend

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Draw a fried egg...

...get a daisy (close enough)

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Own the last 1000 pixels on Million Dollar Home Page

All you need is one hell of a lot more the $1,000.

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