Words of wizzdum

 

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Spacey

Eclipse

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Jump jump jump

Polar jump

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The Swirling Vortex of Doom

After three hours, the lake was drained of its 3.5 billion gallons of water. The water from the canal, now flowing in from the Gulf of Mexico, formed a 50-foot waterfall into the crater where the lake had been, filling it with salty ocean water.

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So what kind of calls make officers drop whatever they're doing and drive like Nigel Mansell?

Swan on the High Street causing an obstruction. No crimes, no paperwork, just a big white bird that may or may not respond to CS. The only danger is getting caught in the crush of police officers attending the incident.
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No work for today (or the rest of the week I guess)

Hapland 3

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Pretty

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Not your usual speeding driver.

Mr Gray told colleagues he thought the man had an "attitude". But then he noticed his armless torso.

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They killed Chef!

You Bastards!

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Lazy day rap.

Stuff ya do on a lazy day on the east coast, the west coast, the mid west and the UK.

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Watch yer nuts in the smog lads.

Ozone spikes hit men where it hurts

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Cool - Literally

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Don't trust those that...

...don't put their trust in superstitious, imaginary idols.

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The economies of shave.

Moore's law for razors.

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Make culling fun!

 

[The Australian RSPCA] recommends that they be smeared with haemorrhoid cream [,] then placed in a freezer and the job is done humanely.

 

While in New Zealand:

 

Julie Dale won the contest, reporting in with 1217 rabbits, three wild goats, two possums, six trout, a feral cat, and the event organizer, Martin McPherson.

 

 

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Fluffy lobster on the menu.

It's like a fur party in your mouth.

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Hire Chinese labourers to play...

...through the dull bits.

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Microsoft was poking fun at itself!

Microsoft Confirms it Originated iPod Box Parody Video

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In 3.2 miles he's demolished...

...a 70 second start!  Fantastic!

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The flying saucer on platform 9 is...

...delayed due to lack of fusion.

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Top 10 most annoying...

...alarm clocks!

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Who got polo.eu?

Was it Ralph Lauren for his Polo shirts?

Was it Nestle for their mints?

Was it Volkswagon for their wee car?

 

NetNames said the trio applied within five minutes of each other.

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A little project for you electronic geek cyclists out there.

SpokePOV: LED Bike Wheel Images

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Hotmail prank via the beeb.

Some people forward first and ask questions later.

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He is so cute...

...I call it fluffy wuffy snap snap.

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Sir Patrick Moore enters hospital.

Astronomer Sir Patrick Moore, host of The Sky at Night, has been admitted to hospital with heart problems.

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Make yourself 40% cleverer in seven days by...

...watching Countdown.

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F**king Scarface

F**k f**k f**kadee f**k!

 

Oh yeah and Live Action Simpsons

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Massive crater found in Egypt/Libya

The American team that found it says its sheer size may have helped it escape detection all these years.

 

The Crater on Google maps

 

 

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How do you tell if your robot is going to work?

Give it a good kicking!

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Dominoes pizza man played too much Sim City

Stores will not sell pornographic magazines, pharmacies will not carry condoms or birth control pills, and cable television will have no X-rated channels.

 

Yawn.

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Become a terrorist!

Pay off your debts!

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Might have to start drinking Amstel

Columbus, Troy.

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OK and then we get to the procedural mating...

...OK, enough of that silliness.

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If only going at 55...

...is considered slow here.

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The most definitive...

...single purpose website ever.

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A better mouse trap.

Stupid simple.

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The biggest golf drive in history...

...with a gold plated six-iron golf club no less.

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