Friday, April 28, 2006
Do you want the number one...
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Thursday, April 27, 2006
Beer from your belly...
...to your belly.
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Put your pad on Google Earth...
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Tuesday, April 25, 2006
I've already got the prize!
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Behold the atheists nightmare!
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It's all greek to me...
...Athens
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Monday, April 24, 2006
Jade, Jade, Jade
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Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys
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Friday, April 21, 2006
Remember Dragon's Lair?
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Talk about a professional hornet's nest stirrer.
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Thursday, April 20, 2006
BOOHOOHOOHOOHOO
You, the viewer of the preceeding are hereby advised that the video does not depict a real event. It is intended for the sole, limited and express purpose of entertainment and to induce you, the viewer of the video, to think critically about freedom of expression and speech and the government's responses to the same.
I was fooled - excellent hoax though!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006
No rules...
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Software, unlike electricity...
*or the deity if your choice.
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Programmers need a Subversion repository.
Getting a Subversion repository means you need a network, and a server, which has to be bought, installed, backed up, and provisioned with uninterruptible power, and that server generates a lot of heat, which means it need to be in a room with an extra air conditioner, and that air conditioner needs access to the outside of the building, which means installing an 80 pound fan unit on the wall outside the building, which makes the building owners nervous, so they need to bring their engineer around, to negotiate where the air conditioner unit will go (decision: on the outside wall, up here on the 18th floor, at the most inconvenient place possible), and the building gets their lawyers involved, because we're going to have to sign away our firstborn to be allowed to do this, and then the air conditioning installer guys show up with rigging gear that wouldn't be out of place in a Barbie play-set, which makes our construction foreman nervous, and he doesn't allow them to climb out of the 18th floor window in a Mattel harness made out of 1/2" pink plastic, I swear to God it could be Disco Barbie's belt, and somebody has to call the building agent again and see why the hell they suddenly realized, 12 weeks into a construction project, that another contract amendment is going to be needed for this goddamned air conditioner that they knew about before Christmas and they only just figured it out, and if your programmers even spend one minute thinking about this that's one minute too many.
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Pimp star is...
...amazin'.
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Thursday, April 06, 2006
Why IT and users hate each other.
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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Sign malfunctions...
..and the like.
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It's Macdows!
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It's the longest pub crawl...
...in the universe!
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It's Mr. Three Screens
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Urbanites desperate for...
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Tuesday, April 04, 2006
The art of motion
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I take it you already know...
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Monday, April 03, 2006
One way to fix global warming...
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