Mind your head...

...keep an eye on the heavens.

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Flatlife, where hanging a painting can be quite hazardous...

...doing the laundry requires skills in ethology and watching TV is life-threatening.

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Koreans tried to clone Snuffleupagus!

And, erm, failed.

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What does your car...

...say about you?

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Some Darwin quotes

We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe, nay whole systems of universes, to be governed by laws, but the smallest insect, we wish to be created at once by special act.

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Well, if we can't claim it as ours...

...well just have to make a copy!

 

(Thanks Richard)

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The internet has made the world...

...a dangerous place for a bloke.

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No, it was not done in photoshop!

Le samedi 24 juin 2006, 67 personnes se sont donc assises pendant presque 4 heures dans les gradins de salle de spectacle Espace Nuithonie à des places précises et ont simulé les pixels du jeu.

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Things to do with dozens of geeks...

...who are at least 30 years old.

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Cinq canards!

Does Boots guide to detoxing quack like a duck?

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Separating Programming Sheep from Non-Programming Goats

The test was administered twice; once at the beginning, before any instruction at all, and again after three weeks of class. The striking thing is that there was virtually no movement at all between the groups from the first to second test.

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Bjork Mork Ork...

...Dork New York!

 

Oh, and Southpark on The Simpsons.

 

...and this kid is, like, so cool.

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So pleased I never had enough coins...

...to get past the fifth or sixth screen!

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"My eldest, then 10, asked, quite casually...

...'What does asphyxiation have to do with masturbation Dad?'"

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A rather misleading headline...

Inflatable spacecraft blows itself up

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One last Hoff...

...and Kitt!

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Men are from mars, Nerds are from Nabocrom Five

Once I've entered The Zone, I am OFF LIMITS. I mean it. Intruding into The Cave and disrupting The Zone is no different than standing up in the middle of the first ever showing of The Empire Strikes Back, jumping up and down, and yelling, "DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER! DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER!"

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Gigantic sucking sound.

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Had a bad commute to work today?

Nope, you had a VERY good commute to work today!

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Yaay, I've got the same colour hair...

...as a wooly mammoth!

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Dear Santa...

...I want one please.

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Rooney Just Done It!

Rooney was rumoured to have muttered under his breath "I'll give you a red card you cheating w@n*er. I'm a footballer, I kick balls for a living." at a photo shoot unveiling the new Man U football.

Bad leaders lose their employees to good leaders...

...and are left to practice their autocratic, power-obsessed leadership style on no-one. That’s leadership Darwinism. That’s survival of the happiest.

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Why am I sending you lot a video about...

...the statistics of the developing world? I mean, yawn! Right?

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The Hoff does it yet again!!!!

Drunk Hoff kicked out of Wimbledon

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What happens when geeks that play rock music...

...are given free range in a green room?

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Hoff does it again!!!

You can't make this stuff up.

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