Just makes you want to...

...break your neck!

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Check out Steve and his Mac in 1984!

Top ten presentations.

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Take a bunch of...

...60 year old camera parts and make some gigapixel images.

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NERDS!

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Just sniff the shampoo dammit!

I assure you that you'll notice concentrated sulfuric acid very fast, not that you would want to have your nose near it for long.

 

(Thanks Paul)

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Ricky Gervais believes in the bible.

He used to think that natural selection was water tight, but now...

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Dewy on God.

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Finally, the world will now get to see...

...my donkey kong, pac-man, blackjack shoot-em-up.

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Ahh, the internet...

...where Mahmood Ahmadinejad can have his own blog (he's the president of Iran, numpty) And Hugo Chávez can taunt Bush (he's the president of Venezuela, muppet) _____________________________________________________________________ This message has been checked for all known viruses by Star Internet delivered through the MessageLabs Virus Control Centre. For further information visit http://www.star.net.uk/stats.asp

There's nothing even remotely intelligent or witty in this...

...but that's never stopped me I guess.

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Legs? Who needs em'...

One legged dancer.

 

Two Legged dog.

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Make a little bit...

...of someone elses income.

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Milk reviews

I bought this product after reading on this page that it was a "good source of calcium". Unfortunately, I was unable to extract any calcium from this product after repeated tries. It seems like all the container had in it was milk.

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Anyone got a battery, a screw, a magnet and a piece of wire?

I wanna make a motor!

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Command and control

In other words, the military uses Command and Control because it’s the only way to get 18 year olds to charge through a minefield, not because they think it’s the best management method for every situation.

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Spirit and Opportunity...

...keep going and going and going...

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Life sucks...

...even in Finland (no surprises there then)

 

Demolition engineers have more fun.

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Hi, I'd like to cancel my fathers AOL account.

AOL: Why?

 

Customers daughter: Well, he's dead.

 

Oh, and AOL seem to have sprung a rather gushing leak.

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Google to point out dodgy sites.

For some keywords, such as "free screensavers" the number of potentially dangerous sites leapt to 64%. (Well duh!)

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Two bits of sponge, a ping pong ball and...

...a guitar.

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Register Roundup

Man strip searched for packing overactive thyroid gland

Was human skin really used in book binding?

Does thumb-sucking run in families?

Will eating crusts make your hair grow curly?

Evolution reinstated in Kansas

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I wanted to be a taxi driver...

...but my english wasn't very good.

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Bored in a Gym?

Here we go again.

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We wanted to release a Windows version as part of Windows 98...

...but sadly, Microsoft has effective building security.

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Couldn't resist

The Photo Hoff Shop

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You were only supposed to...

...blow the bloody doors off!

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Are you an XML bozo?

Don't deny it.

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Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...

His friends aren’t jerks. I can’t stress this enough. You’ll more likely get “Omg! A GIRL!! Can I see?!” than “Hey hot stuff back that ass up here and let me get some grub on...”

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Thankfully, snakes and spiders...

...cannot do this.

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Fun things to do for people who...

...steal your bandwidth.

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The patient was a ninety-five year old man, he had needed to change a lightbulb on his upstairs landing.

He'd fallen, cracking his head on the lintel of the bathroom door, he'd then rolled down his stairway before coming to rest halfway down the stairs.

 

When we arrived his concerned neighbours had already changed the lightbulb for him.

 

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