The history of languages...

...I could name at least one that isn't there.

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MM

MMovies.

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It's dominoes!

No it's not it's kinetic art.

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Make sure you...

...follow the instructions.

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How to not design a phone.

Put back the battery. Turn on the phone. Go into the MP3 player again. There’s no signal, and, guess what? You can’t get into to the MP3 player unless you can establish a network connection to the Sprint Music Store. Even to play your own MP3s!

 

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Wouldn't it be nice if...

...americans think like thais?

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Well shiver me timbers...

...it's talk like a pirate day tomorrow!

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A couple of years and a few months ago this bloke brought forth upon this world...

...a presentation, concieved in PowerPoint and dedicated to the proposition that Death by PowerPoint is cruel and unusual management.

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Dave Copperfield's view on it...

Ms. Appleyard will be classified as an offender "brought to justice" in next year's stats and she will, I'm sure, be comforted with the thought that her difficultes with the local youth won't have a negative effect on the crime figures.

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Swear at a kid for making your life a misery...

...get nicked.

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Just for a laugh...

...let's give this chap, who's been asleep for 10 years, a sleeping pill.

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Cabin crew, please make sure we have remembered to close the doors.

Sorry, I mean: ‘Doors to automatic and cross-check’.

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My very educated mother...

... curiously just served us nine purple enchiladas.

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Harry Potter is not a bomb!

OK!?

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Hey, there's Rob...

What's he doing over there!?

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The New Zealand Air Force rather sadly added that...

... "none of its planes was fast enough to break the sound barrier".

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HDTV?

Sooo last week, man.

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Noel Edmunds would be way out of his depth.

Deal or No Deal US

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Ooops...

...it's the hardest part of my job.

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It's better than bad...

...it's good!

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A flash of inspiration...

...you just gotta try!

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The Government are proposing to allow people with...

...this level of incompetence unprecedented access to sensitive information about us and our children? This is a very, very, bad idea.

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The trouble with the world is that...

...the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

 

(Nice one Paul)

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Crikey!

Steve Irwin gets 39 out of 99 most popular pages (Don't read them all - you'll go blind) With thanks to BlogsNow 01 - Steve Irwin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 02 - http://www.crocodilehunter.com 03 - Steve Irwin killed in freak accident at sea NEWS.com.au 04 - CNN.com - 'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin dead - Sep 4, 2006 05 - Stingray kills 'Crocodile Hunter' Irwin - Yahoo! News 06 - CNN.com - Stingray kills 'Crocodile Hunter' - Sep 4, 2006 07 - Steve Irwin dead The Courier-Mail 08 - BBC NEWS World Asia-Pacific 'Crocodile Hunter' Irwin killed 09 - BBC NEWS Asia-Pacific 'Crocodile Hunter' Irwin killed 10 - BBC NEWS Entertainment Paris Hilton targeted in CD prank 11 - Steve Irwin: See what people are saying right now on Technorati 12 - 'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin dies - Asia-Pacific - MSNBC.com 13 - Google developing eavesdropping software The Register 14 - Animal Planet :: The Crocodile Hunter 15 - Banksy vs Paris - a photoset on Flickr 16 - U.S. DOL - The History of Labor Day 17 - Stingray - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 18 - Crocodile Hunter: See what people are saying right now on Technorati 19 - Who Writes Wikipedia? (Aaron Swartz's Raw Thought) 20 - Steve Irwin killed by stingray - National - smh.com.au 21 - dg28.com - photographer education 22 - digg - THE Crocodile Man, Steve Irwin, is dead. 23 - Says-It.com 24 - CNN.com - Irwin died 'doing what he loved' - Sep 4, 2006 25 - YouTube - Paris Hilton Punked 26 - Steve Irwin dead. 04/09/2006. ABC News Online 27 - GameTrailers.com - User Movie: 1K Project II by sMull 28 - FOXNews.com - 'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin Killed by Stingray on Great Barrier Reef ... 29 - LOVEPIXEL 30 - Paris Hilton’s Album Cover (w/ Banksy) by The Gossip Rag 31 - Independent Online Edition > This Britain 32 - Friends of Hillary hint she may pull out of presidential race - Sunday Times - Times ... 33 - AppleInsider Apple to roll-out iTunes movies and 'one more thing' 34 - Abenteurer Steve Irwin: Rochen tötet "Crocodile Hunter" - Panorama - SPIEGEL ONLINE - ... 35 - Steve Irwin - Wikipedia 36 - Techcrunch » Blog Archive » An interview with investor Paul Graham of Y Combinator 37 - The Washington Monthly 38 - Telegraph News I no longer have power to save Iraq from civil war, warns Shia leader 39 - Sorry, you can't have the internet... you're over 70 the Daily Mail 40 - Think Secret - New iPods, iMac due September 12 41 - Israel plans for war with Iran and Syria - Sunday Times - Times Online 42 - Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin Killed - Forbes.com 43 - Irwin dies the way he had lived Herald Sun 44 - Howstuffworks "How BitTorrent Works" 45 - Stingray kills famed 'Crocodile Hunter' - Yahoo! News 46 - TIME.com: Death of a Crocodile Hunter -- Page 1 47 - Why abduct us? We cede our values for free 48 - Crocodile hunter Irwin : Passionate showman in the wild - Yahoo! News 49 - BBC NEWS Asia-Pacific Australia mourns 'colourful son' 50 - And The Best Antivirus Is… - CyberNet News: Hardware, Downloads, ... 51 - Seth's Blog: The end of the job interview 52 - Google Code - Updates: Announcing Tesseract OCR 53 - Being an Atheist in America Isn't Easy - Newsweek Society - MSNBC.com 54 - The New Republic 55 - ¿Eres un blogadicto? 56 - BBC NEWS Asia-Pacific Obituary: Steve Irwin 57 - Wired 14.09: Spam + Blogs = Trouble 58 - Programming Quotations 59 - COWS Ajax 60 - Irwin's death was filmed The Daily Telegraph 61 - Michelle Malkin: Convert or die 62 - Labor Day: See what people are saying right now on Technorati 63 - ABC News: Stingray Kills 'Crocodile Hunter' Irwin 64 - Death by Google Calendar: How I Identified you to rob you - by Dumb Little Man 65 - Labor Day (United States) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 66 - DonsTag » Hustle the Sluff - Die Briefempfänger 67 - Crocodile: See what people are saying right now on Technorati 68 - RTE.ie Entertainment - TV star Steve Irwin killed while filming 69 - Born Again Wiccan :: View topic - norwegian cruise ships 70 - Getting outside the frothy bubble « Scobleizer - Tech Geek Blogger 71 - CNN.com - Voters are anti-incumbent and angry, new poll finds - Sep 4, 2006 72 - Worth1000.com Photoshop Contests Are you Worthy? tutorial 73 - ESV Bible Online: Passage: John 1:12 74 - The Crocodile Hunter - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 75 - Irwin had little chance, expert says. 04/09/2006. ABC News Online 76 - Crocodile man, Steve Irwin, dies - National - theage.com.au 77 - IGN: IGN Weekly Video 1657122 78 - YouTube - South Park - Crocodile Hunter 79 - Science tempers fears on climate change News The Australian 80 - SPECIAL: "Winning Online" -- A Manifesto 81 - CNN.com - U.S. deaths in Iraq, war on terror surpass 9/11 toll - Sep 3, 2006 82 - Canon EOS 400D / Digital Rebel XTi Preview: 1. Introduction: Digital Photography Review 83 - BBC NEWS Science/Nature Deep ice tells long climate story 84 - Steve Irwin killed by stingray The Daily Telegraph 85 - AMERICAblog: Because a great nation deserves the truth 86 - Irwin pulled stingray barb from his chest News The Australian 87 - Palm Treo 700wx for Sprint - PDA Phone Reviews by Mobile Tech Review 88 - HATEFUL 'MOVE' VS. JOE By MAGGIE HABERMAN - New York Post Online Edition: News 89 - Australia: star tv muore punto da razza - Corriere della Sera 90 - Linux Shell Scripting Tutorial - A Beginner's handbook 91 - Barbara Doesn't Want Rosie to Blog Rosie O'Donnell : People.com 92 - Think Progress » Richard Clarke Blasts Key Scene In ABC’s 9/11 Docudrama 93 - Yahoo!¥¦¥£¥¸¥§¥Ã¥È 94 - Bomb Or Not? Training For Government Agents! 95 - BBC NEWS World Asia-Pacific Obituary: Steve Irwin 96 - Wi-Fi guidance becomes law in California The Register 97 - CNN - President wants Senate to hurry with new laws - July 30, 1996 98 - The New Yorker: Online Only: Content 99 - CNN.com - Irwin's last moments caught on videotape - Sep 5, 2006

How to make millions...

...with, maybe, 15 lines of Perl script.

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Just to prove they can do it in one take...

...OK GO Live.

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We keep wondering why users won't RTFM

but just look at our FMs!

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Work for Google...

...and earn points!

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So, The Crocodile Hunter is...

...dead, not dead, ok this time he is dead.

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How to entertain, feed...

...and excercise your cat!

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Quick giggle...

...Darwin.

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