Great White...

...tiny seal.

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I want to be on...

...Google's christmas list.

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Can you remember Pac-Man?

Bip bop, bip bop, doooweeoooweeoo wup wup.

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To find a common manager to other people I needed to work with...

...required walking 6 or 7 steps up the org chart from me.

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Best quote yet from Tom:

I'm beginning to think that 'Care in the Community' for our mentally ill has gone a bit too far when one of them has become Secretary for Health.

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R.I.P

M.G.S

I want that pure sense of wonder...

...that kid-at-airshow-seeing-an-F16–on-afterburners-rip-by-so-close-it-makes-your-soul-shake reaction.
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Worst burglar ever...

...ouch, Ouch, OUCH!!

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Super easy

blendy

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If you thought line rider was cool...

...Frigits Deluxe

BIFF, POW, THWACK!!!

They pretended to be drunks looking for a fancy dress party and knocked on the door of the suspect's home.

Non newtoniain liquid...

...from a concrete mixer.

From the makers of the diskette laptop bag...

...cassette wallet!

Dead woman wins county commissioner's race

S.D. candidate gets 100 votes; official says voters knew she was deceased

The parable of two programmers.

At first Charles's supervisor was impressed. But as  he  read  through  the source  code,  he  realized that the project was really much simpler than he had originally thought.

Nifty mouse movement...

...with your keyboard.

It's a dog with two legs...

...two HIND legs!

Men don't want to look at...

...naked men

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Nerd cats...

...fixin' your pooter

 

(Thanks Mark)

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