A definite candidate for...

...the Ig Nobels

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Think about it...

...the coin will drop.

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Chris, could ya pass us that screwdriver...

...Sure thing, Bob - catch.

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Blip. Blip. Blip. Blip.

I don't even see the point of having sound on this.

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Oldie but goodie...

...wear sunscreen.

 

By Baz Luhrmann. He directed Romeo & Juliet and Moulin Rouge, I did not know that.

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Patent for a finger puppet...

...yes, a bloody finger puppet!

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You bastards!

They converted Kenny!

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Expanding circular tables have always been tricky (apparently)...

...just mind your fingers!

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With the power to skewer a hoodie...

...at 50 metres.

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This is a squirting gun...

...for water on Mars.

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Merry Christmas!

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It's a map...

...now find the countries!

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Out of office auto reply...

...I'm in heaven, if it is important please call 616-616-666.

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Nike + iPod - privacy...

...the geeks are out to get you!

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Corvette crash at 165mph...

...the only thing that is moving is the windshield wipers.

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Richard Simmons...

...gets all steamed up.

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The continuous brain recordings that led to the discovery of REM (rapid eye-movement) sleep were not done until 1953...

... partly because the scientists involved were concerned about wasting paper.

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