What do bored astronomers do...

...while waiting for the stars?

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Tonk tonk tonk tonk...

...tonk tonk tonk tonk.

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What?

I don't understand.

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Don't leave it to your retirement.

The overall chances of dying on the mountain were 1.5 percent, but they more than tripled to 5 percent for climbers 60 and older.

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The short-term objective of this country is to find an enemy and bring them to justice before they strike us.

 The long-term objective is to make this world a more free and hopeful and peaceful place.

 

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What more can you do...

...to a toothbrush?

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It's astounding...

...time is fleeting, madness takes its toll.

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They'll have to come up with something better than sleeping policemen!

Bose Active Suspension (don't they do speakers?).

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This made me laugh...

...I know not why.

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Les Horribles Cernettes...

...sing about competing with the attentions of a particle collider.

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Disturbing...

...instant getification.

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Do you think this is a fine...

...howdy doo?

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The exorcism of...

...Emily's cat.

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Build your own Segway.

There is no redundancy or backup system. It is not even robustly made. Loose wires literally dangle out the bottom. In the fairly likely event of the software crashing, a wire coming loose, a component failing, or the batteries running low, the wheels will stop and the entire kinetic energy of the system will be used to accelerate my head toward the ground.

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Pedal...

...to the metal!

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