Maybe it's Mars that's made of green cheese?

It certainly has the holes!

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Products of dreams

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Patient suicide.

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And they all go...

...tumbling down.

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LOLcats meets...

...postsecret. LOLsecretz.

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Tungurahua erupts.

Just a really nice picture.

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I don't know much about his ancestors but...

...mine didn't swing from a tree.

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Mario!

Fights for the people.

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We can't find Fosset's...

...but here's six others.

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What to do with a 12 foot satelite dish and 1000 mirrors?

Click it fool!

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And you thought you had a long commute!

Godwit makes huge Pacific flight

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You didn't make a reasonable effort...

...to avoid my police car.

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Leave an extrovert alone for two minutes...

...and he will reach for his cell phone.

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Beach critters...

...made of plastic.

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Keep your eyes peeled.

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Are you a Beta-Male loser?

"Speaking as a man who's pretty much a beta-male loser, trust me, almost all women have it better than me."

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