Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Even heartless, cynical, mean-minded fascists know...





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Monday, October 29, 2007

Leaded petrol leads the way for leading kids to lead a life of crime.





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Friday, October 26, 2007

So now you know...





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Friday, October 19, 2007

I want...





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Do you worry about losing your new iPod...





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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Have a pre-op...





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Bollocks to twitchers!





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Friday, October 12, 2007

I can remember my dad saying that the only thing you should put in your ear is your elbow.





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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Saved by...





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Monday, October 08, 2007

And you thought "The Knowledge" took a while to attain.





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Clickity-click interactive...





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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

So easy...





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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Presumably, after much trial and error...





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Keanu Reeves on reddit.





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Monday, October 01, 2007

"I was one of those nerdy little dormies in college. I thought I was quiet and pleasant, and I showered every day, but there was one troubling thing."





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Ok...





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It's Autumn



Oops, I mean fall.


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