Christian Academy Science Fair winners named.

Brian Benson, an eighth-grade student wins first place in the Life Science/Biology category.

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Creationists periodic table of the elements.

Warning, it's only a theory.

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Do you have a McJob?

McDonald's begins McJob petition.

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Help me with...

...this new fangled contraption.

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Yaay...

...hurray.

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Pt ur hed in ur hands...

...ur Lbows on ur nees & ur ft close 2gether. Here it comes!

 

 

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Fill your car up with water and aluminium/gallium alloy pellets...

...add the pellets to the water releasing hydrogen and forming alumina. Take your alumina back to the depot where electrolysis turns it back into aluminium/gallium alloy, fill your car back up with more water and pellets, rinse and repeat.

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The only time you'll ever see a photo...

...of one of ambulance blog guy's patients.

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It makes an adorable addition to his baby book...

...Bubba gets a gun.

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Is he going to heaven or hell?

Jerry Falwell is dead!

 

Don't know who Jerry Falwell is?

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Make a mouse...

...out of a mouse.

 

(Not for the squeamish)

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Bored with your day job?

Try taking up a hobby.

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Tintin in space?

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This is a test post...

...please ignore.

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They never saw it coming.

City closes psychics, astrologers and tarot-card readers.

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I want one of those!

 

Be sure to watch the video with the sound up loud!

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The amazing...

...colour changing card trick.

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Gliese 581c, the new destination for...

...cocktails at sunset.

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